Hellvetron – Death Scroll of Seven Hells and Its Infernal Majesties

Rise, alcolyte; rise, and ready your pointed ears for the accursed, belchy roar of Beelzebub. When he begins speaking, blood will course from your canals, but fear not, therein your guidance awaits. Of course, the Voice of Hell never reverberates throughout this particular corridor without the accompaniment of demonically distorted bass and doom-draped guitars, both droning with fearful blackened-tremolo riffs, or staccato drumwork and simple satanic synths. Therefore, it will be this particular take on Black Metal divinations we will utilize to pull you further downward in dark knowledge. Your guides on this differing BM path, Alal’Xhaasztur and X. Szaghulhaza, once hailing from El Paso, TX, have now been summoned below for their new profession: training you, demon-spawn, in the history of the “Qliphothic Tree of Death, (the) Seven Hells, and it’s infernal hierarchy.” Each of their seven tracks will lodge themselves in your skull, and that is as it should be. Now, do not allow the painfully raw production of their offering Death Scroll Of Seven Hells And Its Infernal Majesties to reduce the amount of respect you relinquish to our prosyletizing duo. Too often, scholars of their ilk will oft rely upon the wash of hyperspeed to lull adherents into a state of supplication. But this overused method of instruction can sometimes reduce its malefically-intended educational impact. So count yourself lucky that these pedagogues take a slower – and more terrifically agonizing – route. As with all things, including your own edification today, there are times to run, and times to walk. Here you will walk with glorious fear through persecuting percussion, cold and dank guitarscapes, and gaunt keyboard ornamentations as you are imbued with our Master’s words. And it will be through that drudgery, that-oh-so frozen march, that you will gain a Black enlightenment. Indeed, you may come out the other side of this sonic maelstrom with a far greater understanding of the workings of Hades than you would ever have wanted. Regardless, upon coming to the end of your lesson, I highly recommend you turn right around and walk through this chthonic cave again, as questions will linger long after you receive your infernal infusion. You will want to hear more. Oh, yes, my postulant, you will need to hearmore. -Jim


-Hells Headbangers

~ by martyworm on September 30, 2012.

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